Mipjinsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, prudent donkey.

Mipjinsaw created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipjinsaw, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipjinsaw, it will not care.

Mipjinsaw's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Mipjinsaw's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Mipjinsaw.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near doves while wearing mauve rings and balancing four nickel spheres on your arms.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.