Wondumgar is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, idiotic fox.

Wondumgar created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Wondumgar, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wondumgar, it will jump up and down on your head.

Wondumgar's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Wondumgar's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not chop down trees.