Bidquamneg is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, competent hydra.

Bidquamneg created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidquamneg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bidquamneg, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bidquamneg's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bidquamneg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bidquamneg on top of all buildings.

2. Worship no other gods but Bidquamneg.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.