Poplanyog is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable slug.

Poplanyog created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poplanyog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Poplanyog, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Poplanyog's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Poplanyog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Do not keep nine frogs in a large pit.

4. You must love Poplanyog.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Poplanyog.