Catstragcam is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, selfish mink.

Catstragcam created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catstragcam, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Catstragcam, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Catstragcam's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Catstragcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always obey Catstragcam's priests.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Catstragcam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.