Himgupzag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent parrot.

Himgupzag created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himgupzag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Himgupzag, she will laugh at you.

Himgupzag's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Himgupzag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Always help goats.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.