Kimcad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, generous fish.

Kimcad created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimcad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kimcad, it will refuse to believe in you.

Kimcad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kimcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about spacetime near eagles while wearing pink boots and balancing three nickel spheres on your head.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.