Tabcibwit is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, witless raven.

Tabcibwit created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabcibwit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tabcibwit, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tabcibwit's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tabcibwit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Tabcibwit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Tabcibwit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not keep seven cats in a large pit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about galaxies.