Sislaplit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust skunk.

Sislaplit created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sislaplit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sislaplit, he will refuse to believe in you.

Sislaplit's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Sislaplit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sislaplit four times a day.

2. Never sit near cats.

3. Hide from turquoise voles for they are unholy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about nebulae.