Stragfomtif is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, capable goat.

Stragfomtif created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stragfomtif, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stragfomtif, he will turn you into a rock.

Stragfomtif's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Stragfomtif's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about bacteria.