Dankom is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, caring
mink.
Dankom created the cosmos six million years ago.
If you believe in
Dankom, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Dankom, he will turn you into a frog.
Dankom's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Dankom's Holy Commandments1. Eagles are not to be trusted.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never think about quantum gravity.
4. Put Dankom first in all things.
5. Never think about planets.