Dankom is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, caring mink.

Dankom created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Dankom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dankom, he will turn you into a frog.

Dankom's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dankom's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Put Dankom first in all things.

5. Never think about planets.
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