Gonflanomt is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered goose.

Gonflanomt created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonflanomt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gonflanomt, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gonflanomt's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gonflanomt's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gonflanomt.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near tapirs while wearing pink shoes and balancing six tin spheres on your neck.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not skip in public.