Sigwonfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient shrew.

Sigwonfarn created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigwonfarn, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sigwonfarn, it will turn you into a duck.

Sigwonfarn's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sigwonfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Put Sigwonfarn first in all things.

5. Never hurt great tits.