Kamdibhin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental dugong.

Kamdibhin created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamdibhin, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kamdibhin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Kamdibhin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kamdibhin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Kamdibhin on top of important buildings.

2. Never feed lots of melons to goats while wearing pink corsets.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Respect your elders.