Weedimdin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless guinea pig.

Weedimdin created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Weedimdin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Weedimdin, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Weedimdin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Weedimdin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help sick tortoises.

3. Run away from purple capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Weedimdin loves snails, so they must be honoured.

5. Never hurt badgers.