Kabdussbogciss Vidbodyar Jadflatshav is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, calm alligator.

Kabdussbogciss Vidbodyar Jadflatshav created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kabdussbogciss Vidbodyar Jadflatshav, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kabdussbogciss Vidbodyar Jadflatshav, he will laugh at you.

Kabdussbogciss Vidbodyar Jadflatshav's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Kabdussbogciss Vidbodyar Jadflatshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never wear violet trousers.