Sadlunort is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, charitable grasshopper.

Sadlunort created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sadlunort, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sadlunort, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sadlunort's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sadlunort's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Sadlunort loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.