Higrotlistdunwikwithabtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, merciful frog.

Higrotlistdunwikwithabtetti created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higrotlistdunwikwithabtetti, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Higrotlistdunwikwithabtetti, it will turn you into a dog.

Higrotlistdunwikwithabtetti's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Higrotlistdunwikwithabtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. You must pray to Higrotlistdunwikwithabtetti seven times a day.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Always obey Higrotlistdunwikwithabtetti's priests.