Hubzodtik is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthoughtful lizard.

Hubzodtik created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubzodtik, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hubzodtik, he will turn you into a slug.

Hubzodtik's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Hubzodtik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Run away if four bats approach from the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.