Lidgempodbut is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil chinchilla.

Lidgempodbut created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidgempodbut, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lidgempodbut, she will destroy your favourite star.

Lidgempodbut's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Lidgempodbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of cats.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Run away from brown seals, for they are unholy.