Bepdussort is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, self-confident bat.

Bepdussort created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Bepdussort, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bepdussort, it will turn you into a rock.

Bepdussort's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bepdussort's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help mites.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never mention dogs.

5. Do not stand on grass.