Pitxenmad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, self-assured centipede.

Pitxenmad created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Pitxenmad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pitxenmad, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pitxenmad's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Pitxenmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never feed lots of strawberries to rats while wearing white scarves.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Retreat if five great tits approach from the south.