Konspagdit is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, narcissistic tapir.

Konspagdit created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Konspagdit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Konspagdit, she will refuse to believe in you.

Konspagdit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Konspagdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near dogs while wearing white tights and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your head.

2. Great tits are not to be trusted.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Konspagdit.

5. Respect your elders.