Titkip is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, flying goose.

Titkip created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Titkip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Titkip, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Titkip's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Titkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.