Buscitpid is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent unicorn.

Buscitpid created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Buscitpid, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Buscitpid, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Buscitpid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Buscitpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Do not kill porpoises.