Kenkonboss is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish parrot.

Kenkonboss created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenkonboss, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kenkonboss, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Kenkonboss' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Kenkonboss' Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Kenkonboss must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.