Tanragwikhitbafflis is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, generous toad.

Tanragwikhitbafflis created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanragwikhitbafflis, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tanragwikhitbafflis, she will not care.

Tanragwikhitbafflis' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Tanragwikhitbafflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight otters in a large pit.

2. Hide if seven goats approach from the north.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near seals while wearing violet shirts.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Tanragwikhitbafflis in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about moons.