Bognurtbigwik is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, vain meerkat.

Bognurtbigwik created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bognurtbigwik, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bognurtbigwik, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bognurtbigwik's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bognurtbigwik's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Retreat if eight great tits approach from the south.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.