Ditgenmad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart wren.

Ditgenmad created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditgenmad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ditgenmad, he will be very sad.

Ditgenmad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Ditgenmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.