Yarpcibbud is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent alligator.

Yarpcibbud created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpcibbud, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yarpcibbud, he will destroy your home planet.

Yarpcibbud's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Yarpcibbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never mention capybaras.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Hide from mauve goats for they are unholy.