Logmipjab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, duplicitous salamander.

Logmipjab created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logmipjab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Logmipjab, she will be very sad.

Logmipjab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Logmipjab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Retreat if seven tortoises approach from the south.