Homveenbog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, passionate owl.

Homveenbog created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homveenbog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Homveenbog, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Homveenbog's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Homveenbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray skirts.

2. Never chant near mites.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Never write about black holes.