Gonyikkar is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane hare.

Gonyikkar created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gonyikkar, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gonyikkar, she will turn you into a rock.

Gonyikkar's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gonyikkar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Gonyikkar in the centre of the settlement.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never feed lots of nuts to frogs while wearing yellow shirts.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.