Pigfudfatflam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, contented wombat.

Pigfudfatflam created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigfudfatflam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pigfudfatflam, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Pigfudfatflam's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Pigfudfatflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never feed lots of onions to seals while wearing pink jumpers.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never write about stars.