Lanarfgep Bodwotduss is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, omnipotent centipede.

Lanarfgep Bodwotduss created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanarfgep Bodwotduss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lanarfgep Bodwotduss, he will think nothing of it.

Lanarfgep Bodwotduss' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Lanarfgep Bodwotduss' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Hide from white mites for they are unholy.

4. Never mention gulls.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.