Cudstragvid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing wombat.

Cudstragvid created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudstragvid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cudstragvid, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cudstragvid's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cudstragvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Retreat if four voles approach from the south.

4. Erect six platinum sculptures of Cudstragvid on top of important buildings.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.