Riplikkin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless parrot.

Riplikkin created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Riplikkin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Riplikkin, he will turn you into a puffin.

Riplikkin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Riplikkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet shorts.

2. Never feed lots of spinach to mites while wearing orange scarves.

3. You must pray to Riplikkin eight times a day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help hamsters in need.