Tonktargrak is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, egotistical unicorn.

Tonktargrak created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonktargrak, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tonktargrak, he will be mildly annoyed.

Tonktargrak's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tonktargrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near turtles while wearing green stockings.