Nadgigspag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, emotional wyrm.

Nadgigspag created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadgigspag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nadgigspag, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Nadgigspag's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nadgigspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nadgigspag.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help voles in need.

5. Never go into orange rooms.