Bopgepbud is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, conceited tortoise.

Bopgepbud created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopgepbud, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bopgepbud, it will turn you into a hamster.

Bopgepbud's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bopgepbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near foxes while wearing yellow dresses and balancing four zinc spheres on your legs.