Arpboglistkonlidtom is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, moody
bat.
Arpboglistkonlidtom created a bottom quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Arpboglistkonlidtom, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Arpboglistkonlidtom, she will not care.
Arpboglistkonlidtom's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Arpboglistkonlidtom's Holy Commandments1. Never feed onions to frogs while wearing cyan boots.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Never mention pigs.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.