Arpboglistkonlidtom is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, moody bat.

Arpboglistkonlidtom created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpboglistkonlidtom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arpboglistkonlidtom, she will not care.

Arpboglistkonlidtom's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Arpboglistkonlidtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to frogs while wearing cyan boots.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never mention pigs.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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