Sidced is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast fox.

Sidced created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidced, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sidced, it will manifest in front of you.

Sidced's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Sidced's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sidced.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Sidced in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.