Mapjonbim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, flying hydra.

Mapjonbim created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapjonbim, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mapjonbim, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mapjonbim's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Mapjonbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never feed nuts to grasshopers while wearing blue boots.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Never bounce in the presence of nematodes.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.