Fenxinflag is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable cobra.

Fenxinflag created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Fenxinflag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fenxinflag, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fenxinflag's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fenxinflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

4. You must pray to Fenxinflag five times a day.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.