Kipbafnat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, uncaring squirrel.

Kipbafnat created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipbafnat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kipbafnat, he will laugh at you.

Kipbafnat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Kipbafnat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five goats approach from the west.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always obey Kipbafnat's priests.

5. Never talk about fire.