Lipbaghin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, impressive dryad.

Lipbaghin created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipbaghin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lipbaghin, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lipbaghin's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Lipbaghin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never wear black shirts.

3. Lipbaghin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not shave your back.