Tar is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, staggering weasel.

Tar created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tar, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tar, she will jump up and down on your head.

Tar's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Tar loves snails, so they must be honoured.