Bamfumfid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate otter.

Bamfumfid created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamfumfid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bamfumfid, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bamfumfid's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bamfumfid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bamfumfid.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never wear fawn shoes.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.