Hugbengep is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, idiotic human.

Hugbengep created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hugbengep, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hugbengep, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hugbengep's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Hugbengep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Worship no other gods but Hugbengep.

3. Do not kill rats.

4. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Hugbengep on top of important buildings.

5. Respect your elders.