Rigfasmon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud raven.

Rigfasmon created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Rigfasmon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rigfasmon, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rigfasmon's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Rigfasmon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Rigfasmon on top of all buildings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.